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Two Ladies in Heaven‏

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fanatic - founder
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1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, & finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic &searched, &down into the basement. Then I went through every closet &checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, &finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack &died..
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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rookie - member
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hahahahahahahahaahh very funny...............nice joke

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